the land swarm a litrpg saga aleron kong

Interspersed throughout the book as Richter reads the details of prompts and then explains what everything means again, what he thinks it means, what it could possible mean and what it defo doesn't mean Richter also regularly thinks back to the time Hikatu or some other character previously explained what this means. If you're looking for a book in which the MC spends a two pages trying to remove a 'dangler' then this might be the book for you! Interspersed with a dick, ass, sex joke every other page Aleron also decides that what his hollow, pointless 'book' needs is an 8 page description of diarrhea with indepth detailing regarding what exactly is emerging out of Richters anus all whilst Richter fantasises about different types of poop. The rest of the book consists of him killing a slime (which drops the perfect materials to craft himself some stuff) then some Scorpions (which drop some incredibly powerful metal which is perfectly maleable which suprise suprise is perfect for a guy without gear or materials in need of gear but without the tools to actually forge metal).Īfter which he kills a worm which suprise suprise drops material needed to upgrade his super powerful new body. Ofc Richter gets offered some ridiculously powerful legendary upgrade as an option with a random bloodline that don't get revealed until you've chosen which ofc Richter recieves a insanely powerful and rare bloodline which also happens to absolutely perfect for the situation he finds himself.

Aleron randomly introduces an entirely new mechanic that underpins the entire world, which you'd expect perhaps someone might have mentioned or at least hinted about in the previous 7 books.(spoilers) You can basically level up your base species. 50% of the book (that's not a fucking typo) is him legit reading the notifications from the end of the last book.

Just gonna come out there and say it, Aleron Kong seems to be an ass but I've previously enjoyed his books (with some exceptions Wubalubadubdub IM FUNNY).

The land swarm a litrpg saga aleron kong